EXTERNAL BRIM-SHOPPING

Trusted sources to purchase Brimstone branded products

BRIMSTONE EASTSPORT BACKPACKS

CLICK the individual item to visit the Wal-Mart website and place your order.

As Seen on Season 7 and thereafter on the Hit CBS Series, The Big Bang Theory.

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Transport schoolbooks, extra clothes and more while displaying your fandom with the Eastsport Brimstone - Hound Comics Backpack. Made of polyester, it features color prints of characters from Brimstone and The Borderhounds series. The adjustable and padded strap(s) allow for comfortable carrying and a snug fit. top handle provides a convenient hook hanging option. Keep your gear in the large main compartment of these printed backpacks or in the zippered pouch. There is also a mesh side pocket for a bottled beverage (Trapazoid & Traditional). 

BRIMSTONE GROUND MAPLE HABANERO MUSTARD

CLICK the photo to visit the Ruth's Mustard website and place your order.

Join Brimstone and Ruth’s Mustard LLC in donating to St. Jude Children’s Hospital by purchasing a limited-edition one-of-a-kind Brimstone Ground Maple Habanero handcrafted gourmet mustard! #SlatherSome!

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"...Nothing compares to Ruth's Mustard & ole' Brim's blend of fresh habanero, delicious New Hampshire TRUE maple syrup..."  - Brimstone

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$19.55 includes shipping and handling. If you are ordering more than one we can help you with the shipping fees please contact us to make arrangements. Get together with your co-workers, family, and friends and place one order. Example: two jars to one address $34.95, four jars to one address $54.95, twelve jars to one address $140, each including shipping and handling. (If you are within a 25 miles radius of our hometown of Charlestown, NH we will be happy to make arrangements for a free delivery or pick-up.) 

Contact ruthsmustard@gmail.com Attn: Laurel St. Jude/Brim

100% of the profit of this Celebrity Charity Mustard endeavor will be donated to St. Jude Children’s Hospital.

DIGITAL DOWNLOAD: BRIMSTONE AND THE BORDERHOUNDS ISSUES 1 - 5

Feeling bored? Want a Brimstone and The Borderhounds fix NOW?!?

Grab a Digital Download bundle of Issues 1 - 5 via ComiXology

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To many, Hell is a place of demons and fire. The place where all evil souls go to be tortured for the rest of eternity; and Heaven is the place where good people go to eat ice cream and float on clouds. Unfortunately, it's all a load of crap. Hell is just a place in another reality, like Long Island but not as annoying. Turns out that the horrible truth about post-prime existence is that the corporeal life we lead in this reality is a lie and just a "training seminar" for a career of servitude in whichever afterlife we end up in. In the high stakes, high profit and high risk enterprise of post-prime existence labor, whichever "afterlife" can procure the best and the brightest workforce is better positioned to gain power and influence over our corporeal world. The organizations that run those alternate universes (Hell, Heaven, Nirvana, Valhalla, Where the Sun Don't Shine, etc.) have spent eons cultivating the worlds of our reality, through religion and passive influence, into breeding grounds for future slave laborers in the competition to end all competitions. The best souls plucked from the "Nexus", an orchard (of sorts) of the consciousnesses of the recently deceased, are brought to their respective "afterlife" and put into the roles they were unknowingly bred for. So the business of keeping, retrieving and even stealing this precious commodity has become a very large and lucrative business and black market operation. Thus a cold war of sorts exists between all these rival existences in order to claim victory over one another. Whether through subversive means like sabotage and bribery to outright skirmishes of violence that have spilled over to our worlds, the unsteady truce that has existed is eroding and many members of these factions as well as privateers see opportunities to grab power.

PRO WRESTLING TEES: BRIMSTONE T-SHIRTS

CLICK the Pro Wrestling Tees Logo or the items listed below to visit Brimstone's Pro Wrestling Tees Store and place your order.

Support the Main Man from the Wasteland by picking up cool Brimstone T-Shirts!

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SWEET! HOLLYWOOD: BRIMSTONE CHOCOLATE BARS

CLICK the Chocolate Bar you're looking to purchase to go directly to its location on Sweet! Hollywood's website and place your order.

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• Brimstone and the Borderhounds Wasteland S'mores: Mild Bar Milk Chocolate, Graham Crackers, Marshmallow, and Chili Powder.

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• Brimstone and the Borderhounds Wasteland S'mores: Hot Bar Milk Chocolate, Graham Crackers, Marshmallow, and Chili Powder.

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